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Dear Crusader Manners,

I know that Azeroth is just a stage, and the "people" merely players. But I really dislike when those Alliance scum flaunt their banners about and cause grief for my brothers and sisters of the Horde. Surely there must be greater quests and areas to explore than a constant chattering at the feet of my friends, while flagged for combat. Is there anything I can do short of tearing their tails from their Draenei lice-infested hides?

Concerned,
Soon To Have an Aneurysm

Dearest Soon,

Unfortunately, your brothers and sisters in the Horde do not have clean hands. Crusader Manners herself has led attacks on Dolanaar, although she felt a little guilty about it at the time. In this situation, you really have only three choices. You can ignore them, which is classy but frustrating. You can ask someone infiltrating the alliance to have a word with them, although they are not likely to respond positively to this. The third choice is the most satisfying, and that is to get a LOT of older and more skilled friends to respond in an attack of the "shock and awe" variety. This is perhaps the most satisfying, and may lead you and your friends to have a delightful afternoon bringing honor to the Horde.

Sincerely,
Crusader Manners

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